Relicence under the Unlicense

pkg.go.dev doesn’t accept WTFPL.  Sigh.

LICENCE

-           DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
-                   Version 2, December 2004
+This is free and unencumbered software released into the public domain.
 
-Copyright (C) 2004 Sam Hocevar <sam@hocevar.net>
+Anyone is free to copy, modify, publish, use, compile, sell, or distribute this
+software, either in source code form or as a compiled binary, for any purpose,
+commercial or non-commercial, and by any means.
 
-Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
-copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
-as the name is changed.
+In jurisdictions that recognize copyright laws, the author or authors of this
+software dedicate any and all copyright interest in the software to the public
+domain.  We make this dedication for the benefit of the public at large and to
+the detriment of our heirs and successors.  We intend this dedication to be an
+overt act of relinquishment in perpetuity of all present and future rights to
+this software under copyright law.
 
-           DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
-  TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION
+THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED “AS IS”, WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
+IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS
+FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT.  IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS BE
+LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF
+CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE
+SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.
 
- 0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
+For more information, please refer to <http://unlicense.org/>